My pussy is back and more charred than ever after a true FEMA-worthy situation thanks to these insanely freakishly mesmerizingly hot new pics of faux ginger creamboat K.J. Apa in the new GQ Australia! He's crowned as the Breakthrough Actor of the Year, and while that certainly can't be attributed to his acting, he more than earns the title thanks to his overall fuckableness. Being fuckable will get you everywhere in this biz. Just look at the news! Oh stop you love it.
Colin's attitude isn't the only cocky thing about him.
Transporters - it makes sense that we don't have those. Flying cars? I can kind of see why those aren't available yet. Robot assistants, we kind of have those. We can pretty much give science a pass on all the things we were promised as children, but one thing I say we can't let slide is the lack of Heidi Klum clones.
Did People make the right decision?
If you happen to fall into the nerd cateogry then you already know Emily Bett Rickards as one of our queens. She plays one hell of a sexy hacker/crime fighters, but after seeing this spread from Vulkan Magazine I'm really hoping she gets to play a rock star really damn soon.
Some of us are book smart and some are street smart, but all of us strive for knowledge. Some of us even thirst for knowledge, in whatever form. While we might be able to judge intelligence in different ways, one thing we can agree on is that there are some pretty smarty pants hotties. So take out your number two pencils and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Are Smart.
It feels warm in here, like warmer than it should be. It's not just me, right? Are you feeling a little warmer than before? Maybe it's just a fluke, but Rose McGowan's boobs are out so that has been known to cause a rise in body temperature, dry mouth, and sweating. Seriously, can we turn up the AC!
Can you ever think of a time when Mila Kunis wasn't hot? A single moment in which you remember thinking to yourself that Mila Kunis wasn't really freaking sexy? Neither can I! You know, it's pretty amazing that Mila Kunis is always hot. That's a real treat for the senses.
First off, get in the spirit of this post by listening to Land Down Under, because this really needs to be an immersive sensory experience. Picture it. You're in the Outback, koalas and spiders as far as the eye can see, when all of a sudden, you spot insanely gorgeous Australian model Brandy Martignago hanging out with his huge fat uncut cock and au naturale bush on full display! I'd cum on that land down under. Rite ladies!
Yes I said "hung" because even though you read Disney School of Sexiness alum Kenton Duty as Stumpy McStumperson after seeing his last round of leaked dick pics, these new ones reveal that he's actually packing a hot thick long dong! you guys also called out Duty for probably leaking his own dick pics in order to achieve the prestige that comes with making it onto the Gay Internet, and ya, I'd say he's definitely releasing these, and that he wouldn't look out of place getting pounded over a four wheeler at Bromo.
Let's just cut to the chase, there is no point in beating around the bush with this one. You've got Kelly Rohrbach in a bikini trying to get on a giant inflatable swan. Really, what else can you say in a situation like this? You've just got to speak the obvious truth and ride this wave this to the shore.
"It was a big distraction, I’ll tell you that, because it was very big," Federer told reporters. "That’s what I should have aimed for."
We all knew it was only a matter of time before Daisy Ridley was going to be everywhere. Time was the only thing standing the way of each and every one us having a bit of a crush on her. Sure, for us nerds, it was the moment she wielded a lightsaber, but I get that might not be everyone's cup of tea. So, if you haven't jumped on the Daisy Ridley hotness train, may this cleavage spread be where you get on.
There's that old saying, "I hate to see you go, but love to watch you walk away." It's one of the great sayings of all time and I have no idea who came up with it - but I have a strong feeling that whoever did was watching Fergie in a bikini walking around the beach.
Sassy starlet Nick Jonas will always be our Woman of the Year, so it makes sense that last night he headed to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York City, where he looked so highly fuckable that I can't stand it! Jonasty isn't back in full form until he at least goes shirtless - something he hasn't done in forty-five decades - but this hint of chest hair visible over a shiny gay club shirt and Steve Harvey funeral suit is just doing it for me.
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