Sam Smith gets coyly skanky for the October issue of Attitude Magazine, and I am lyyyving for it! You might remember that the twenty-five-year-old Brit crooner trimmed down in 2015, and since then he's only gotten fitter and more fuckable. The gay magazine highlights some of my favorite gay features of the gay celebrity, including his newly chiseled jawline, manicured stubble, gigantic ass eyes, eyefuckingbrows, and that leg hair for actual days and days!
If I'm being honest with you guys and gals, and when it comes to all of you beautiful people, honesty is my middle name. I had totally forgotten that Melanie Griffith posed for Playboy. She was 19 at the time and seeing these pictures from her spread are such a great reminder of how freaking hot she was and still is.
We have a little saying here at Fleshbot Gay that goes "Orland Bloom isn't really that hot," but the forty-year-old Brit is doing everything he can to prove us and the world wrong with a new series of shameless fame ho Instagram videos!
Take a peek at Bardem's backside and bulge.
I have declared it before: Elizabeth Hurley is the Queen of Instagram. Her account is one of the ones we all must follow. But the more I think about it and the more I see Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini on Instagram, the more I think she needs to have her own social media platform. Something where it's Elizabeth Hurley being sexy around the clock.
Did it receive a guest star credit? It should've...
Wake up, shower, have some coffee, go to work, come home, fall asleep watching Netflix... that's pretty much my life. It is what is, it's always the same, maybe a few changing things sprinkled in-between. Routines can be bad, the same old-same old can get boring, but Brittany Daniel's constant sexiness, that's something we can all smile at.
When you have no idea when the next time you're going to be able to take a vacation is, the last thing you want to do is look at someone else having a good time in some exotic land. It's the lemon juice in the paper cut of life. Of course, if Amber Heard wants to post a punch of pics of her ass having a great time in Bali on Instagram, I'm not as bothered.
The show is also free, so there's that.
I'm sure Ashley Tisdale wanted to show off all the beautiful scenery of her latest vacation on Instagram, but all I'm seeing is some awesome side boob and some even more awesome ass. You know, now that I've said that out loud, she did show off all the beautiful scenery of her vacation.
I used to say that my ideal man ass would fit the description of "plump" but after seeing Alan Ritchson go majorly ass out on Blood Drive, I have to say my new ideal ass description is "wildly disproportionate."
My mouth is lubed and ready to go after all the salivating I've been doing thanks to this new hot as holy hell Instagram pic from Nyle DiMarco! The fluidiest deafest model in the biz shows off his infamously hairy body, complete with thighs that are so fuzzy I just absolutely need to coif them with my seed.
Look, I have no idea what skills one needs to drive a race car, other than good vision. But if yoga helps Danica Patrick drive fast, then I am all for it. Hell, if it doesn't help, I still want Danica Patrick to be doing yoga every day because my god, she's one hell of a flexible woman.
Even though I am a boob guy through and through, that doesn't mean I can't appreciate anything else. Sure, boobs are great, they are the best, but sometimes you just have to stop and admire Noemi Kovacs' incredible ass. Seriously, people, stop whatever you are doing and stare at the ass on Noemi Kovacs.
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