We can just call him 'Bubble (Butt) Boy' from now on.
He hates couch sex, but he didn't say anything about the ottoman.
Looks like his 2018 will just be a repeat of last year... and we support it 100%!
You can do anything you set your mind (and hole) to.
I, for one, am a little relieved to know that Tom Brady isn't the biggest dick in the NFL anymore.
He's got that look in his eye. You know the one: "So this is what that feels like?"
He's gonna put an eye out with that thing!
Just like in football, fucking can also lead to concussions.
The former One Direction member just can't get enough of himself (and neither can we).
One big dick is already a lot to handle, but two of them? This should be an Olympic sport.
But if you cum on my vintage chair I swear to God!
Umm... can he star in every ad this year?
I know you're busy, but I really need to get some juice and orange slices out of there.
Ricky Martin + various leather looks = OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. YES!
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