I'd gladly help turn those rumors into true-mors.
Just make sure you book an Airbnb that doesn't mind changing the sheets a lot.
Sometimes you don't think the dick will be THAT good, but life is full of surprises.
Release the hounds! There's a silver fox on the loose!
We've all found ourselves in some pretty tight spots before, right? I wish mine had been as fun as this looks, though.
"Every love story, gay or straight, has to come from a place of coming out of some closet of some previous fear into a new territory. This one just makes it a little bit more explicit and ties it to the gay experience," he said.
I call this collection of bush, butt, and bulge "Fifty Shades of Fuck Me Please!"
Someone finally put these emotions (mostly regret and confusion) to music! Lead singer Olly Alexander also talks about how being gay should "be considered a blessing."
There's a much cheaper (and much more fun) way to get that alignment you've been needing.
Everyone deserves love. And we deserve to know what's happening here!
Whatever you choose to clutch to, just hold on tight. It's gonna be a bumpy fucking ride.
You just have to outbid me...
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