I have declared it before: Elizabeth Hurley is the Queen of Instagram. Her account is one of the ones we all must follow. But the more I think about it and the more I see Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini on Instagram, the more I think she needs to have her own social media platform. Something where it's Elizabeth Hurley being sexy around the clock.
Wake up, shower, have some coffee, go to work, come home, fall asleep watching Netflix... that's pretty much my life. It is what is, it's always the same, maybe a few changing things sprinkled in-between. Routines can be bad, the same old-same old can get boring, but Brittany Daniel's constant sexiness, that's something we can all smile at.
When you have no idea when the next time you're going to be able to take a vacation is, the last thing you want to do is look at someone else having a good time in some exotic land. It's the lemon juice in the paper cut of life. Of course, if Amber Heard wants to post a punch of pics of her ass having a great time in Bali on Instagram, I'm not as bothered.
I'm sure Ashley Tisdale wanted to show off all the beautiful scenery of her latest vacation on Instagram, but all I'm seeing is some awesome side boob and some even more awesome ass. You know, now that I've said that out loud, she did show off all the beautiful scenery of her vacation.
There's that old saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Well, I really do hope that the writers and producers of HBO's Ballers (2015-2017) keep doing what they are doing. I'm telling you, the formula for this show ain't broken and they simply need to keep with their topless after topless scene ways.
The use a flashback in film, television, and even books is a way to share a bit of information that we need to know to help movie the story along. And while there are some who hate flashbacks, others like myself love them. Well, I guess I should say I really only love flashbacks when they contain a topless Paula Malcomson.
Even though I am a boob guy through and through, that doesn't mean I can't appreciate anything else. Sure, boobs are great, they are the best, but sometimes you just have to stop and admire Noemi Kovacs' incredible ass. Seriously, people, stop whatever you are doing and stare at the ass on Noemi Kovacs.
Look, I have no idea what skills one needs to drive a race car, other than good vision. But if yoga helps Danica Patrick drive fast, then I am all for it. Hell, if it doesn't help, I still want Danica Patrick to be doing yoga every day because my god, she's one hell of a flexible woman.
Maybe it's because this Instagram video is sped up or maybe it's because Eva Longoria is soaking wet. Maybe it's because Eva Longoria is on a boat, or maybe it's a combination of all of the above - I have no idea what is going on, but damn it, Eva Longoria is sexy as hell.
Why on earth would anyone be shocked that Winona Ryder is still sexy? That's something that makes absolutely no sense to me. It's Winona Ryder - I can't think of a time when she wasn't sexy.
For the longest time, whenever we wanted to get Gooped, we had to go online, but it looks like those days might be over. Gwyneth Paltrow is taking her Goop blog and turning into a real magazine. And of course, she's totally on the cover, mostly nude, and covered in goop. I wonder if that is official Goop goop.
Some people just get it. They know how get a reaction from you with very little effort. They know, they just know, how to push your buttons, and not always in a bad way. Right now Saoirse Ronan is pushing many, many buttons. She knows, she really knows how to look stunning.
Yes, my friends, here we are again. That old, familiar place. That warm and happy place. That strange and super sexy place where there are no jokes, no puns, no witty banter. Things are just too sexy, too hot, and... damn. All we can do is sit back and stare at the hotness that is Selena Gomez. Damn, Selena Gomez. Damn.
I'm not going to pretend I have all the answers in the world, but there is one thing I know for sure will cure most ails: Alyssa Milano. Whether you have a case of the blues, your tummy is hurting, or you just don't feel like doing much of anything, if you give yourself a little Alyssa Milano in a bikini, I promise you'll feel like a million bucks.
Never mind the fact that Daisy-Scarlett Gordon totally lives up to such a hot name. Never mind the fact that Daisy-Scarlett Gordon in lingerie is one of the hottest sights you're going to see all week. And never mind the fact that Daisy-Scarlett Gordon will be haunting your dreams. The only thing that matters is that we will need more Daisy-Scarlett Gordon in the very near future.
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