Go away Hadid sisters and everyone who's ever appeared on E! for more than three seconds, because there's a new Insta fame ho in town, and the title belongs to Beauty and the Beast star Luke Evans! This guy is a daddy addy addy and a half, and in a new snap, the thirty-eight-year-old just oh so casually shows off his literally perfect body and hot hairy thighs while sipping out of a tiny cup! We can also see that the man knows his way around a Home Goods. Go on with your bad selves, sequins accent throw pillow and decorative twigs.
Because you'll be too busy looking at those fucking toe shoes from hell.
Ben Barnes of Westworld fame has found a new hit series, The Punisher on Netflix, and on the freshly-released first season, he flaunts his creamy ass and low-hanging bulge! This past August I went apeshit over Barnes for just showing his hot face and pitties in some crappy magazine, so this ass news is really taking its toll on my puss puss!
If you haven't heard of Landon Falgoust, then you're in good company with the rest of the world. But apparently everyone's been missing out, because boy is firing on all goddamn cylinders in the body and face department and has a big fat cock and bush to boot!
The 4K Blu-ray release of Atomic Blonde (2017) brings all the nude Charlize Theron lesbian loving you can handle, and the beav on beav action continues with this week's The Girlfriend Experience. Throw in Maria Bamford's hilarious full frontal shot on Lady Dynamite, and you've got yourself one dynamite week in nudity!
This weekend's Justice League may have been met with a big splat on Rotten Tomatoes with a current 40% Fresh rating, but we're more concerned with the splat in your pants after seeing the flick's hottest actors nude! Peek super ass and dick from Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Jason Momoa, and more!
My afternoon Interneting went from zero to sixty when a fully-clothed Joe Keery photo shoot turned into a shirtless photo shoot which turned into these stills from a dude jack off sesh in the 2015 movie Henry Gamble's Birthday Party! More Interneting has told me that this was actually a fairly popular movie in the LGBTQ community, and it was even profiled in this The New York Times video, so I'm not really breaking this story as much as I am limping to the barn with it twenty-years too late. Journalism school... is not something I went to!
My pussy is back and more charred than ever after a true FEMA-worthy situation thanks to these insanely freakishly mesmerizingly hot new pics of faux ginger creamboat K.J. Apa in the new GQ Australia! He's crowned as the Breakthrough Actor of the Year, and while that certainly can't be attributed to his acting, he more than earns the title thanks to his overall fuckableness. Being fuckable will get you everywhere in this biz. Just look at the news! Oh stop you love it.
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The series Future Man debuted on Hulu last night, and while overall reception has been pretty lackluster, I'm getting some reception in my ding dong after seeing two dicks on Josh Hutcherson for the price of one!
First off, get in the spirit of this post by listening to Land Down Under, because this really needs to be an immersive sensory experience. Picture it. You're in the Outback, koalas and spiders as far as the eye can see, when all of a sudden, you spot insanely gorgeous Australian model Brandy Martignago hanging out with his huge fat uncut cock and au naturale bush on full display! I'd cum on that land down under. Rite ladies!
Yes I said "hung" because even though you read Disney School of Sexiness alum Kenton Duty as Stumpy McStumperson after seeing his last round of leaked dick pics, these new ones reveal that he's actually packing a hot thick long dong! you guys also called out Duty for probably leaking his own dick pics in order to achieve the prestige that comes with making it onto the Gay Internet, and ya, I'd say he's definitely releasing these, and that he wouldn't look out of place getting pounded over a four wheeler at Bromo.
Sorry sir, it is illegal to brandish a weapon like that.
Sassy starlet Nick Jonas will always be our Woman of the Year, so it makes sense that last night he headed to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York City, where he looked so highly fuckable that I can't stand it! Jonasty isn't back in full form until he at least goes shirtless - something he hasn't done in forty-five decades - but this hint of chest hair visible over a shiny gay club shirt and Steve Harvey funeral suit is just doing it for me.
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